Barcelona update

 The Argentine is seeking a way out of Camp Nou this summer, but Spanish football's main governing body says he cannot leave the club as a free agent

Lionel Messi can only leave Barcelona if his €700 million (£624m/$823m) release clause is met, La Liga confirmed on Sunday.

Messi handed in a transfer request to the Barca board last week, with a view to triggering the clause in his contract which allows him to leave the club at the end of each season.

The clause in question expired in June, but the Argentine's legal team are ready to argue that he should be allowed to terminate his deal unilaterally due to the 2019-20 season being extended into August because of the coronavirus

Dumb Boy

 Dumb Akpos


A small boy named Akpos lived in a village in Warri, Nigeria. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You are driving me crazy Akpos!" One day Akpos' mother came to the school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career! The mother was shocked at the feedback, withdrew her son from the school and even moved to another town! 25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable heart disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have an open heart operation, which only one surgeon could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery, she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her! She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died! The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong. When he turned around, he saw our friend Akpos, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment to connect his phone charger! Don't tell me you thought that Akpos became a doctor?

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Fake god

 I'm God


AKPOS: Honey, do you know people consider me as God?

WIFE: (surprised) No dear. Why?

AKPOS: Wherever I go, people always say, "Oh God! You are here again!".

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Court marriage

 Marriage Court


Akpos was charged to court for beating up his wife.

JUDGE: Why did you hit your wife with a CHAIR? 

AKPOS: Because I couldn't lift the TABLE.

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Family's of lie

 Akpos bought a Lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner: …  

Akpos : Son where were you today during school hours?  

SON : At school  (robot slaps the Son and he immediately changes his mind)  Okay I went to the movies! 

Akpos : Which one?  

SON : Harry Potter  (robot slaps Son again!)  Okay I was watching p*rn.  

Akpos : What? When I was your age I didn’t even know p*rn!  (robot slaps Akpos)  

MUM : hahahahaha! After all he is your Son!  (robot gives Mum a hot slap)

(Akpos fainted)

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